I'm 18. Legal...?
What the fuck does that actually mean? Nothing really.
Wooo, I can purchase cigarettes and porn. How beneficial!
I can start earning credit; soon it will build and before you know it, I will be in debt up to eyeballs. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy. (knock on wood that doesn't happen)
I will be a broke, emphysema ridden, boobie viewer soon.

I bought myself a new phone with a contract.
16309747145 is my new number.

I need to start looking for a new car.
Smoke spewing out from the hood can't be good, right?
;)

bye bye friends. it's off to working two jobs i go.